A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Oriental businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the men explains, "Can't you see? We are all very hungry."
The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"
One of the other men replies, "Sign on door say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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